That's right! I have created a functioning human lifeform... on the web! This marvel of technology is a mere ounce of my technological prowess.

Never before has a web app been so enthralling. Now you can watch this paint dry with crisp visuals. Once again a testament to my talent.

I am VERY bad at wrapping presents. Or, rather, I WAS. With this beautiful invention, I no longer struggle with the dangerous task of using paper and tape!

Using advanced reading technology, I have designed this web app to determine whether any given sentence is secretly a cleverly disguised threat against your life.

I didn't really come up with what "G.O.U.R.D." stands for, but my mom told me to make this web app, so I did. It simulates the growth of a North American pumpkin from birth to death.

Yes. I made Minecraft. What? No, I assure you. This is Minecraft... no seriously. I swear! I made Minecraft! I did! Right there is the mine and... look! There's the craft!